h/t Fipi Lele
…no.
business in the front spiders in the back
When people talking about “reinventing the wheel”.
reblogging again for that comment
Who Am I?
I don't know what I'm doing
Sophie she/her
cozi:
when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day
One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.
1 billion dollars and all you’d have to do is suck a dick every day for the next 2.7 years. That’s it. Plenty of people already do that. You could quit your job and literally suck dick for a living. You could suck two dicks a day and only have to suck dick for 1.4 years. You could suck 5 dicks a day for about 6 months. 5 DICKS A DAY FOR 6 MONTHS FOR A BILLION DOLLARS, OF COURSE I’LL FUCKIN DO THAT. THAT’S THE DREAM, THAT’S FUCKIN HEAVEN.
and here i was thinking about sucking dick for free
if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”
don’t call yourself a star wars fan if:
- you never watched the clone wars or rebels
- you never experienced the expanded universe (comic books/novels, video games)
- you only watched the recent movies (tfa/rogue one)
- you bash the prequels and praise the originals for its “perfection and lack of flaw”
- you say “rey is the first lead female jedi”
Honestly, if you done these, I’m very disappointed in you.
you have taylor swift as your banner you have no right to gatekeep anything
Don’t call yourself a Star Wars fan if you ain’t fuck Jabba in a JC Penny
Don’t call yourself a Star Wars fan if you never done whippits with Jar Jar behind a 7/11
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